For all of you reading this, you know that I am clumsy and do stupid things all the time. But you haven't been able to see me do those stupid things and laugh at them. If you are missing that, this is for you.
I decided I wanted to take a shower. Simple right? Wrong. First off, I could not get the water to come out through the shower part. So as I went out to ask someone for help, I ran into one of Dense and Sherm's daughters who moved out. She showed me, and it turned out I was not using enough water pressure. This only began the awkwardness... Then she left, and it was an awkward goodbye, which fits well with the first impression. So I am standing there in just a bra and leggings holding the removable shower head and trying to get water pressure. I finally succeed and put the shower head back into place. As soon as the leggings come off the shower head fell off the thing that holds it, with quite a bit of water coming out. Needless to say it sprayed me and everything in the bathroom. Things fell off the window sill, and there were a few crash sounds. All I could think of was someone walking in to see if I was okay. I finally get it back on, and think everything is okay. But little did I know it wasn't 100% secure, so it tilted to the side and got the floor super wet. I had to figure out how to get all the water off the floor without using my towel, or their hand towel. So no one would know how bad it was. I went through so much toilet paper trying to dry it. After that, all went well. And though no one was there to see it, I would have to say that goes up in the top 3 most embarrassing moments of my life.
On the plus side, now I know not to turn the shower on until I get in there. And I am clean.
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Today at church.
Nothing too amazing happened. We got there on time. 9 am. I found a guy who is Pat Verona cute. He was sitting next to two other guys, so I am assuming he is single. Though maybe his girlfriend is not in his ward. either way, I am going to find out. During the second hour I filled out a form and met with the bishop. Third was combined Relief Society and Priesthood. I really didn't like the lesson. I mean it was not really something that applied to me. It was about loving yourself. And I do not have problems with that. And even if I did, it did not really offer solutions, it was just discussed as something that is important. And the woman teaching said something that bothered Jenn, and honestly, it sort of pissed me off too. But Jenn more... I think it was really just a waste of an hour for me.
I was going to go to this dinner thing tonight. It started at 7pm, but by the time I figured the shower out, cleaned up after myself, showered, and got out it was already too late.
I guess there is always next time. Eh?
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